Frontman Yells ‘How’s Everybody Doing Tonight?’ Before Confirming There’s No Audience
At Bloomington's Meridian Tap, a band plays to staff and fryer hum.
Soundcheck
Local Band’s Set Canceled After Guitarist Unplugs Mixer To Charge Vape
Austin’s Blue Lantern set scrapped after guitarist unplugs mixer to charge vape; in-ears and word clock revolt as curfew ticks in.
Soundcheck
Drummer Begins Loading Out, Guitarist Begins Recording Podcast About Gig
At an Austin 160-cap room, a drummer reportedly hauled equipment while his guitarist recorded a green-room livestream immediately after they finished their set.
Band Life, Soundcheck
Trump Defends Use of Drum Triggers at Rally, Says “The Radical Left Was Literally Triggered By My Triggers.”
At the Iowa fairgrounds, a rally pauses for a primer on drum triggers; locals shrug, engineers tweak gates, and the band keeps Y.M.C.A. under 120 BPM.
Politics
Drummer Claims He’s in a Polyamorous Relationship With His Rack Toms
Westbrook drummer pauses sets for rack tom check-ins; band runs late, neighbors weigh in, and a union mediator is called before last call.
Band Life
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